Mockney, Mirish, Mazing
Just another WordPress.com weblog100 words for Wanderlust
It’s a bit wanky… I hadn’t realised how hard it is to write a completely compelling 100 words
The Atacama Desert is lunar. From the pale, potholed earth to the dry air that robs your lungs and the strange awareness of absolute isolation, I feel like an astronaut taking their first steps into an alien world. Sandy mountains claw at the sky- a sky where no clouds ever form, a sky which makes this desert the driest in the world. Watching the stars through giant telescopes in an observatory, we see how the otherworldly desert fits into the universe. It’s a cold, clear night, perfect for gazing through the glass roof of the sky to the lights beyond.
Love, Kiwicutie xxx
Second Post
I posted something hilarious and witty but unfortunately I’ve accidentally managed to delete it, and now you’re left with the sloppy seconds’ post. There is absolutely no humour to read, ye all who enter here.
I’m abandoning all attempts to remember the genius of my first post- it was beautifully written, perfectly observed satire with a dry-as-a-bone sense of irony that may well have changed the world of blogging forever, but sadly it’s lost now and I just can’t recreate it. Sorry.
Instead I have presented for your viewing pleasure a list of things I like:
Excellent wine, good cars, holidays on private islands, flying 1st class and wiping my feet on the underclass.
A list of things I don’t like:
Lanzarote, hoodlums, cars without inbuilt satnav and hotels that don’t send up a prostitute when you ask for ‘an extra pillow’.
This is what happens when I accidentally delete posts. Next week: my favourite food! (Hint: caviar.)
Love, Kiwicutie xxx
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